Debt-free

Dear Alberta,

Now that you are debt free, you will undoubtedly be looking for ways to pay off that debt. Might I suggest you start with a "Toby - debt free" project, as us Tobys, while we have eliminated our deficit, are still deep in debt. We are mostly in debt because we helped you pay off yours by borrowing large amounts of money to pay tuition in your rich province. So, I think it's my turn.

Sincerely,
Toby